Saturday, April 10, 2010

Twenty Four

-Warning: The following post is going to be rather disgusting. Read at your own will.-

Salt Water Flush:

I did it again. The infamous SWF, let me tell you. No matter how many times you do it, it'll never be fun.
Actually, it's a pretty shitty experience. [No pun intended...]

I drank my liter or salt water - 1 liter of lukewarm water w/ 1 tbsp of seasalt - At 5:50.
it took me 17 minutes to drink it.
A record I do believe.
For those of you who have never done this, it's a lot harder than you can imagine. The second that stuff hits your stomach, you want to vomit it right back up. Which you don't wanna do because that would mean that you swallowed it for no reason.

Anyways, sometimes it takes 30 minutes for it to take its laxative effect. Other times it takes up to 4 hours. Depending on how much salt you use, how empty your stomach is, and how much water you can actually force down. In my case, it took about 2 and a half hours for any sort of 'movement' to happen.
And once it starts, your pretty much stuck on the toilet for ten minutes. Pretty much, after the shit has come out of you,, you're basically just peeing out of your ass. Everything is watery and disgusting.

But on a good note, when you wake up the next morning, you feel absolutely empty inside.
My favorite feeling in the world.
Most people recommend doing it in the morning. But I prefer Salt Water Flushing at the end of my day, when I know that I have easy access to the toilet. I don't have to leave my house. Plus, like I said, you get to wake up the next morning knowing that all the torture you put your intestines through was absolutely 100% worth it.

Off to the bathroom again.


Isabella.Inspired

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